the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

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(Source: estellecampanella)

irynka:

winterylights:

koriii:

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

Oh my god that was written so beautifully. I’m literally speechless

can we just keep my source that’s all i ask 

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

he didn’t reblog this

fydisneylove:

disneyismyescape:

no-one-sees:

disneyismyescape:

I couldn’t help myself. 

BOY RELAX YO PANTS ARE RED NOBODY WILL NOTICE

I’M SO DONE

omg, now I am so done

I CAN’T I CANNOT

hms-destiel:

courfeyracandroll:

if you go into your bathroom at midnight with the lights off and say “hugh jackman” 3 times while spinning you will get dizzy and faint and hugh jackman will come out of the mirror and make sure you’re okay

enkiduofvideogames:

30stmcr:

knightsofchlamydia:

seriously though, my laptop is in terrible condition:

*sobs quietly*
okay so my laptop keeps crashing and overheating [the heat of one thousand suns is currently coming out from the bottom], the track pad barely works, and it’s extremely slow. please help me :——(

ok you’re getting a new laptop

I didn’t reblog the fluffy chicken, I will reblog your plea for help for a new laptop, because no one deserves a laptop that bad.

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

joyfulldreams:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%

I APPROVE

This needs to happen.

IF When Bioshock Inifinite ever hits the shelves, this should be their next game.

(Source: padackles)

cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute